Ah, Ted “the Nuge” Nugent is like a breath of fresh air, he’s an oasis in the desert, he’s a cool breeze on a hot day.

He’s Ted Nugent.

No one can make liberals crazy, conservatives ecstatic and rock music fans get excited the way Ted Nugent can, and a recent story he told on Facebook gives us another perfect example why.

Here’s what the Nuge had to say:

That’s some funny stuff right there. Never change, Ted. Never change.

Here’s more of Ted being awesome.

*Article by Onan Coca